#15: ipodnano and ebay

like whats their problem. i type in "ipod nano" and POOF!

IPOD NANO (skins) SELLING AT $2!

heh. i think i'll just like, buy mine from the apple centre.. NOVELTY. haha. since im going to lose alot of money, must well stay safe and buy it from the exclusiveexclusive place and buy a pretty, authentic skin. YAY.

ah. history test tomorrow. i SO DO NOT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. WHINE WHINE. GROAN GROAN. MOAN MOAN. IT IS NOW 2130H AND I WANT TO SLEEP. GO SHOPPING AND PLAY POKEMON.

OH. speaking of pokemon. ANIME. i think its creepy. anime is WEIRD. ok. lah. MANGA. now i know the difference.

ok. like the only anime ive ever watched (and liked) is what. POKEMON! (oh and SAMURAI X!) some other anime ive watched: Cardcaptor Sakura, Doremon, Hamtaro (OMG. people actually WRITE Hamtaro SLASH FICS! O___o) anime is STUPID. oh but i like Totally Spies too! and Oce was like "no! its not ANIME" whatever. as long as they have big eyes, im sure they're anime.

(quotequote KIMTAN: "i dont like manga. i like mango.")

oh and i used to read like. what. book 1? and book 2? of Evangelion. then when i got to book 3, "Adam" scared the hell out of me. so morbid and im seriously traumatised. eh. FMA is scary too. i was listening to the synopsis and it creeped me out ok.


OOH. rugby tomorrow! CRASHBANGDAY.
RUN. SPEED. FAST. MUD! GROUND.

Remember: 2 seconds is enough

#14: emo?

gosh. my language is getting coarser by the day. i start to swear "shit" even in my head. and i start to say "sucks". nothing wrong really, its just that i tried to refrain from them. but if jeremy seaward says them. SO CAN I. haha.

this week was totally shitty. like, EMO. and ANGST. there was so much emotional turmoil. my life has enough already, and now it just has to go and spill over into school.

i hate this.

and theres more to add. but i cant. so i wont. drat.

#13.5: FUNNY extracts

***
Instantly she realized that there was a problem. Directly in the center of the room was a blatantly obvious circle drawn in chalk. A coiled rope was dangling conspicuously inside the circle. There was a large sign that read STEP HERE, POTTER in capital letters.

Lucius and Wormtail held up paper trees near the circle. As Hermione and Draco walked in, Lucius quickly covered his face with the 'tree' and tried to look discreet.

"I am a tree," he said aloud. "We are inanimate objects. Pay no attention to our dealings."
Harry strode valiantly down the stairs of the Boy's Dormitory, and trumpets blared in the distance, announcing the Hour of Reckoning.

He started to approach the small circle of chalk.

"Judgement Day," Lucius whispered, before resuming his existence as an inanimate object. Harry stepped closer, closer, and Draco and Hermione only stood with their mouths agape, eyes wide with shock.

A hiss was suddenly audible behind them.

"Potter," came a sadistic voice. There was the sudden pounding of feet, and a red blur rushed forth. What was that on his back? A rocket launcher? He ran at Harry, but before he could get very far, he stepped inside the white circle and was suddenly propelled into the air. Everyone looked up to see Ron Weasely, dangling near the ceiling in a white net.

"Ron!" Harry cried, his voice filled with concern.

"Weasely," hissed Lucius. "You foiled my ingenious plan! I mean . . . I am a tree."

***

In the torrential cataclysm, Ginny split into two separate beings by the forces of nature. Good and evil, light and dark, man and woman, yin and yang, Democrat and Republican, Israel and Palestine, cat and dog, Communist and Capitalist, AOL and A Reliable Internet Service.

***

"Kill, obliterate, defeat, decimate, assassinate, destroy, incinerate, eliminate, desecrate, extinguish, exterminate, annihilate!"

He was slightly obsessed with killing Harry Potter.

***

"Wait, Draco," said Hermione suddenly. "We can only be in a relationship under one condition . . it's your drugs or me."

Draco took out his opium pipe and looked at it longingly. It was Hermione, or the drugs. He had to choose. After having a long and drawn out internal debate in his mind, he raised the opium pipe above his head.

"I don't need you," he told the pipe, before bringing it down upon his knee. It split into two and clattered to the ground.

He began pulling drugs out of his pocket as he recited them.

"I don't need marijuana, I don't need opium, I don't need tobacco, I don't need morphine, I don't need Prozac, I don't need crack, I don't need Methamphetamine hydrochloride, I don't need Valium, I don't need steriods, I don't need Angel Dust, I don't need LSD, I don't need liquid carbon monoxide, I don't need alcohol, I don't need amphetamines, I don't need speed, I don't need heroin, I don't need smack, I don't need Vicaden, I don't need crystal meth, I don't need ecstacy, I don't need hallucinogens, I don't need drain cleaner, I don't need vodka, I don't need cocaine, I don't need Ibuprofen, I don't need permanent glue, I don't need battery acid, and I don't need these . . ." he stopped, looking at the small vile of pills he had taken out, "what are these? I don't even know. I don't even care!"

An enormous pile of pills, bottles, viles, pipes, cans, and needles had accumulated at Draco's feet. He kicked the pile and it went tumbling down the alter and scattered around the church.

"All I need is you!" Draco yelled to Hermione, as the sappy music reached a crescendo. He picked her up and ran out of the nunnery as fast as he could.

The nuns stared in shock.

Presently the priest entered.

He took in the hole in the ceiling, the drugs scattered around the church, and the lipstick stains on the alter. Then he closed his eyes and massaged his forehead. He addressed the nuns.

"I leave you alone for ten minutes, and look what happens!"

***

-extracts from "10 Things I Hate About Potter" by LampsAreCool


(now look DOWN there. scroll DOWN. Canadian Brass is amazing.)

LISTEN to them.

CANADIAN BRASS: zaizaipok brass quintet! *tears*

calyn likes THIS GUY. david radford. heh

quite ok lah. i bet he looks better on tv. (im SO KIND)

like, love forever. WOOT. xDD

#13: aftermath

whoo. im free! well not really. there still is english, chinese, history, ss, BLAH to go. but MATH is like, so yesterday. well, in a manner of speaking LAH.

oh. about the pics below. they were taken on the 27th of January. er. in the backseats of our chevvy. haha. we were on the way home from raffles hotel (ooh! raffleshotel! gasp! swoon! hyperventilates! pants!) from mummy's birthday dinner. HA. so my brother and i happily abused our camera. (actually, between you and me, it's not ours at all. it's my aunts. but she is like, IT-totally-unsavvy. so we nicked it. HA. again.)
back to the pics. EH. they're rubbish lah. dont feel offended, anyone, k?

oh about chia googling herself. HAHA. i tried googling chia (whom kim and i so adoringly nickname "trixie") and WHOO. guess who's blog i found first on the list? szemin's!~ LOL. sadly, for chia (you know. when i say chia, i mean the NEOPET. right.) most of the sentences her name is found it, consist of profane language, and blatant criticism. POOR DEAR OLD TRIXIE. T_T

but she kinda rocks lah. i like her. SOMETIMES. she's really v. hardworking. GO CHIACHIA! rahrah.

irrelevant point:
zhener. i do not like playing "I-Lubbsie-Poos-Yoos". lol.

irrelevant point #2:
yes. terrorism dance tomorrow!

and darlings, CLICK HERE. IT'S AN ORDER!

wAhx MeE hEaRtx bRokEnn LiAox. mIee pOsEur sh0 mUch. wArx. eU iSh a BiAtCh MiiE nO LiKeZ eUu LiAox. MieE tUu shOpHisTicAted tHan eU cAnn.

hArlOWsH MiiE iSh KukU eMo bOib0i. i Sh0 hOrT hOrrrXXXX

hIeExX! wE aRhx jIemUiBruDderZ. sEe WiiE sh0sh0 KeWt. mUh bEeg cHiickss sh0 sExyZ.

mE iSh iCe pRinCess dI0rd0LL pUnk gErrx. miiE sh0 cHi0bUx. aDD mUh fRieNdStaHH!

kEkExX. wE aRh sh0sh0 KeWt w0rX! lYk aNgEl liDdat!

KukU sh0 chi0buXshUaigerx MAhhnx.

sH0 eMoEm0 miiE wAn DiE. mUh lUbLuB euU nO MoRe. EuU LeAve MiiE bEhInd. mIe SaD eM0 dOll gO DiE nOwX.

wAhsEh. chi0 bUx sHuai GerX w0rX!

hAHaX sEe mUh nEw HiGh HeAls nEhhx. (where all there is here is my face.) (and heals. HAHA)

EuU g0rT sEE mY jIe MuI and mUh bYoOtIfUL hAir oRh.

wArH wE sh0sh0 KU! ^^ sH0 sHexY aNd aCt Ku! wAaaH! miiE lYk liDdAt oNe!

wArHS sEE MuAh CuTecUte kekex!

eRpZ. Hu g0rT tAke PiC 0rF mUa sHuiJiaO arHz?

#13: hp

woo. i totally dig harryhermione! gah.
dramione fics are the coolest. but i LOVE HARRYHERMIONE!

plus danemma is SO CUTE.

hee. these are funny- http://harryloveshermione.com/mainpage.html

skewed reviews of the movies! go search.

i love DANEMMA! I LOVE DAN!

eh. crap. im being stupid.

#12: DEBATE

we came, we saw, we conquered.

or at least i think we did. i think we absolutely rocked.

(wahh. our debate horr si bey powderful one.)

YAY. we actually had POINTS. and we were all so totally psyched man! WOOHOO.

for one, the hub thing! haha.
Singapore is aiming for globalization. We are aiming to be a healthcare, education, IT, skydiving and water sports hub. How can we achieve our target if Singlish ..... xxx and etcetera. (ehh. how to spell.)

for once i was happy with the points i made, and the points i stated.

(even though pauline chia and her twisted alter ego insisted on us sticking to the. One speaker a time. ABSOLUTELY no free fire and BLAHBLAHBLAH)

as in. i really really sucked at debating in sec1. oh well. practice makes perfect! yay! my speaking + rebuttal skills have improved tremendously.

but i find alot of people take the... er. points... very personally. TOO personally, may i add. this reminds me of a very heated discussion 31 sec2s once had in the 211 classroom during one particular history lesson. gah. it was so emo and personal everyone was fuming after it was done. talk about make up and live with it. i bet every time we debate now we remember. HAHA.

but i was seriously pleased at the outcome of today's debate. even though us, the opposing team, did not agree with our stand, we really got 'INTO IT'. so deep into it it was creepy. us becoming anti-singlish freaks. (nonono)

"do the right thing. speak english! not singlish!"
- i must admit that was rather random. and propagandaish.

HAHA. see. i have the makings of a PAP MP! i spread propaganda in the appropriate lingo and tone. at inappropriate moments!

i hub zhener.

#11: hELLoz

just a mini post. you know. about RaNdOmLy CaPItAlIZeD wOrDs (ok i shall stop. my head is swimming, my eyeballs are complaining) i actually WONDERED why people actually type them in. then the hermione granger in my brain popped up (haha. alot of the xxxs in me are popping up nowadays) and said "No. There MUST be a reason."

so heck lah.

i actually thought there were HIDDEN MESSAGES IN THE WORDS.
=___________________________________=

eh. so i was looking and looking and looking in THAT sentence. then i realised. OMG. its really RANDOMLY CAPITALIZED LAH.

which means,

THERE WAS AND IS AND NEVER WILL BE ANY HIDDEN MESSAGES IN IT. T_T

eRh yoU Bad BoI SHaddap

ok this is a bad.. example. but can you SEE THE HIDDEN WORD? haha.

last note: i commend people who type randomly capitalized words. much as i try, i cant seem to make MY randomly capitalized words seem... authentic. PLUS i find it SO difficult! eh. go you random-capital-word-typers! -claps-

bYeEzZ

#10: and the motion is...

"SINGLISH HAS A PLACE IN SINGAPORE SOCIETY"
(do you agree or disagree, needless to ask)

righht. and somehow the righteous PAP MP in me rose to the occasion and joined the CONs. quote quote: "LIKE, EW" (from kim) LIKE. WTF. (world-trade federation, remember!) i thought the motion was like

"Oh. English or Singlish. Which is like, better?"

so i happily jumped to the "pro-english" side (FOR FUN). and i didnt know that we are supposed to be ANTI-SINGLISH. not.... DISCOURAGING SINGLISH. but. er. whatsthatwordagainAH. er. ANTI-SINGLISH (that will just have to do, i guess)

(not surprisingly, 3/4 of the class went ZOOM to SINGLISH!)

so here is what happened in our group after we discovered the TRUE MOTION.
well. firstly there was alot of commotion and redundant comments. haha. (most of the redundant comments came from oce. and me. but thats besides the point.)
then, "WHAT? WE ARE ANTI-SINGLISH!"
"BUT MISS CHIA MISS CHIA! WE DONT BELIEVE IN OUR MOTION!"
"WE ALL DONT AGREE WITH OUR STAND!"

"MISS CHIA MISS CHIA!? CAN WE CHANGE THE MOTION?"

right up at this point, Miss Chia looked positively APPALLED. and did her chipmunk-psychosmile imitation again and was like, "What? No!"

ok. yeah. so we can make the most of it!

Quotequote "It's a CHALLENGE." -zhener.

yay challenge! and nono. apparently we dont want the "English is the lingua franca of international commerce" rubbish (which i have repeated so many times today)

we want a Quotequote again "Fresh! New! Scope!" -zhener. again.

so okay. now im going to wikipedia. and ZOMG (which i dont get what this means... Zzz Oh my gosh? like you just woke up or something?), their article on singlish is AMAZING. like. WOAH. i never knew singlish could be analysed until liddat one.

funny extracts from talkingcock.com:

BECAUSE THE SKY IS SO HIGH, THE BIRD SHIT IN YOUR EYE
This phrase is essentially an annoyed retort to being asked "why", and conveys the meaning that the questioner ought to mind his or her own business. Popular in the mid-70's, its usage began to decline in the early 80's and is rarely heard these days.

Sally: " Eh, Jasmine, how come I never see you with Roger anymore?"
Jasmine: " We oreddy break up, lah!"
Sally: " Why?"
Jasmine: " Because the sky is so high, the bird shit in your eye!"


CONFIRM PLUS GUARANTEE/CONFIRM PLUS GUARANTEE TIMES 2, WITH 3 YEAR WARRANTY
Variations of Confirm and Guarantee.

"Oi, you returning that VCD or not?"
"Aiyah, of course lah! Confirm plus guarantee times 2, with 3-year warranty!"


SHOW HALF BALL
To describe a girl who is revealing substantial cleavage.

"Check out Ah Lian today, man. Her dress is so low cut, she show half ball."

like, haha. these are hilarious. i didnt even know they existed! HAHAX.

and the entries for "Z" are THE BOMBS. (IS the bomb, actually.)

Z
There are currently no Z entries because in Singlish, Z can always be replaced by 'J', so, 'Zoe' becomes 'Joe', 'Zebra' becomes 'Jibra' and 'Zero', 'Jilo'.

yay. LOVE SINGLISH

NO. i must psycho myself to prepare for thursday.

ANTI-SINGLISH is IN.

#9: ebay

:its really bad for you. its worse than SHOPPING at taka! GOSH. you like, clickclickclick then voila! your money is GONE! its really fantastic you know. you get all googly eyed at other people's stuff, and CLICK. and you've just commited like, $16 to this person you dont know, but has nice silver shoes. (XD) OH AND SEE THESE ARE SO PRETTY:



AHH. plus it also comes in MY SIZE. BUT. it costs $100. T_______________T whatever. i shall save up for it. (yeah right) i'll just happily STARE at it and wish that someone would be my fairygodmother (or father)

YAY.

#8: pathetic.

the problem is that people are getting priorities wrong. it was a commitment then. i remember YOU saying "OH. It's part of us now." WHATEVER. then you quit LIKE THAT.

note joey: people seeking leadership positions without taking into consideration consequences are AMBITIOUS (overly). not PRACTICAL. practical people seek to do well, benefit the community and get their priorities right.

#7: relationships

you know. i realised something. there's just something wrong with me. my relationships just dont work out. is it that im shallow or what. no im not being overly dramatic. or maybe i am. but its not that i dont have friends or anything i like that.

i do have friends. dont get me wrong.

but its especially with KEEPING the friendship. i find that we drift apart. i feel i dont know YOU anymore. and you and you and you. the yous are neverending. i look back and see how many broken friendships i have. how many people that in the past, we were great pals and now... gosh its awful.

especially with you. why do you ignore me? why. we used to get on fine until you left. then i did. but then now we're always thrown together in the same situation and the air between us can be described as almost hostile. scornful. it pains me you know. i think youre a nice person. but you know what, i cant tell anymore! the last time i actually TALKED to you was... when we were kids. isnt that STUPID.

now you. ive been friends with you a freaking long time now. and i realised that you are so untruthful. you know what. i cant trust you any longer. you LIED. and that's all that matters to me now. if you can tell a lie so FLIPPANTLY without flinching because of your involvement, i just have to distance myself from you. i dont know what to make of you. and much as i hate this term, you're turning into such a SLUT. there. there's this line between SEXY and SLEAZY. well you've tried too hard and outdone yourself this time. you've crossed the line. you're not sophisticated. not anymore. you're just. slutty. i shudder.

and you too. you are so overly critical of people. you LOOK DOWN on certain types of people. and you are so. spiteful. scornful. you're actually SO POISONOUS. and you SEEM so. SWEET. what utter rubbish. you can label and mock these people all you want. but you know what. YOU can be subject to such prejudice and discrimination too you know. if i want to be nasty i can tell you that you can be called a POSER. you think you're a cut above THOSE PEOPLE? the rest? WELL YOU'RE NOT. you're just TRYING to be. but you're not! i can tell you know. and it irks me so. you think you're so FANTASTIC as compared to the others and you think you're sophisticated too. HAHA. sophisticated my ass. i cant stand the way you put people down. not directly but by just commenting on them aloud. and not directly either. so sneaky. i dont know you anymore ok.

and finally YOU. one word: SHOWOFF.
i am ASHAMED to be your ****** ok. plus you have no idea how poisonous your ****** really is. i know because. i wont say. go on living your lie. i'll just play along. just as i've been doing and am still doing now.

#6: depressing

just to add in something for chinese new year. the first two days... we totally forgot! we happily went to Causeway point on the first day to go to metro... and ALL THE SHOPS WERE CLOSED. except for bossini and giordano.

then second day we went to parkway parade.. and ALL THE SHOPS WERE CLOSED TOO. T____T there had never been a sadder sight. (is that grammatically correct?)

and it's SO DEPRESSING.

(and why do skinny people like to tell me that they're fat? T___T)

#5.5.5: Bad Faith

about this fic, it's lovely. it's so melodramatic but it's BEAUTIFUL.

go read, man.

#5.5: excerpt

another fanfiction excerpt. and can you guess what ship it is? Dramione! Dramione! Dramione!

sorry.

so here goes:

"It was bad, all bad. Hopeless. The world should have crashed and burned the instant he bent over her. Draco Malfoy had kissed Hermione Granger. Perhaps Voldemort would appear next, and announce that his new life's ambition was salsa dancing, rather than world domination."

and another paragraph:

"Life goes on.

If Hermione ever heard those words again, or even a variation of those words, she was going to kill whoever said them, wrote them, or embroidered them on a pillow."


-Bad Faith, by Morrighan256