#23: in progess

i have much to say about lj week. (learning journey week lah.)

im just lazy.
and busy.
and lazy.
and busy.

so this is

IN PROGRESS.

(: but do tag.

#22.5.5: excerpt II

This is a summary written by gravidy. believe it if you dare. one comment: HAHA.

Abandoned as an infant, Draco Malfoy is raised by Walruses but is tragically clubbed to death by Canadian fur trappers for his furry white pelt (and I mean that in the nastiest, most perverted way possible) and flung into Hell where he meets Hermione the Queen of the Damned and her very gay entourage. Now only a suicidal Tom Riddle and a mad horticulturist named Neville Longbottom can return the passion of ballet to Draco’s heart. Will Draco be Lord of the Dance? Or will Harry Potter die too young.

#22.5: excerpts

"You know what, Malfoy?" Harry Potter said to Draco Malfoy randomly one day. "I think that we should be friends."

"That sounds like a great idea," Draco said heartily, looking happy at the very thought. "This is the perfect way for the Draco Hermione relationship to happen. Jolly well done."

"And," said Ron, "while we're at it, let's go to first name basis, shall we?"

"No!" said Draco. "We have to be MORE intimate than first name basis… we can be pet name basis. You can be… Ron-Ron, and you," he said, to Harry, "can be Harrikins, and you can call me Drake. I'd let you call me Drakie-poo, but that's strictly reserved for Hermione."

And thus, they did a great big group hug and flounced off into the sunset, hand in hand… off to find Hermione.

"She'll be in the library, Drake," said Harry.

"Yeah, I knew that, but thanks anyway, Harrikins," said Draco happily.

And thus, they pranced off to the library, where Hermione was sitting and studying. They then leapt in front of her.

"SURPRISE!" Ron cried, throwing around streamers and balloons that came from an unknown source. "We're friends now! And we're ready to accept your relationship… somehow… with open arms!"

Hermione laughed, and gave all her friends big hugs. "Oh my god!" she cried. "I can't believe it! I'm so HAPPY! I never thought this day would happen!"

"Neither did we," said Harry, "but us and Drake, we're friends now. We've overcome our differences…"

"You guys," said Hermione fondly, "are THE best. I love you all… and," she turned to Draco, her eyes big and shining. "I love YOU most of all…"

As day faded into night, Draco and Hermione happily snogged, and they lived happily and sickeningly ever after, surrounded in impossible multitudes of pink and sunshine.

- One Day in the Life of DHr by wevvles

#22: innings

i have recently discovered new loves in the area of MUSIC!

firstly;
i am in love with the brokeback mountain soundtrack.
so now from here i can see why people find the movie so moving. when i listened to the soundtrack. GAH. i felt like crying. ><

secondly;
i am in love with the chicken run soundtrack
you know the song "building the crate"? well, actually i bet you dont. but anw its while the chickens build the plane. AH. the music is SO NICE!
and did you know? i ADORE chicken run. weird huh? but i just DO. its like, my favourite movie.

thirdly;
il divo.
is weird.
BUT. they sound nice in some songs. like I Believe In You.
but they do sound weird here and there.


and ive updated my profile here. but ive striked out World Peace. HAHA.

WHY?

1. after watching miss congeniality, ive decided i am no miss united states darling.

2. world peace is like, IMPOSSIBLE

3. and when world peace is achieved, it is
(a) after the Rapture of the Church
(b) prelude to The Tribulation. (which is the end of the world.)

4. world peace will be brought about by the rise of the Antichrist

#21: DARKZ

JOIN THE REVOLUTION.

first came JE SUIS BEIGNETS.

then came DARKZ.

so now,
i am a proud

DARKZPOTATOZ.

want to know more

COOL.
DESPO.
DARKZ.

people?

join us today.

register at the tagboard.

WE LIKE IT DARKZ
itzTheBombz

kim;
YES i know the we protest! was a movement. BUT it was a SENSIBLE, SANE AND NECESSARY movement. unlike jesuisbeignets and darkz.
BOOYA.

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT. I DO!

ITS A REVOLUTION. JOIN TODAY!

darkzpotatoz (cos despo guys are DARKZ. HA.)

#21: sigh.

breathe in. breathe out.

wow. today was strangely tame.

and i saw that. and knew it was you. FROM THE DRAMA.

ive simmered and cooled.

#20: whoops.

was it a slip of the tongue? or your fingers?

but, WHOOPS.

THERE YOU GO AGAIN.

you can never get enough, can you? im actually really surprised at you in real life. you seem so different lah. so seem funloving and almost sweet.

i guess people all seem different online. you seem VERY different. even up till now i cant see that in you! shocking! when i look at you you actually look nice and innocent? but from what i see now you are neither. you are almost disappointing!

you really need your ass kicked.

#19.5: fish you. drama queen.

and YOU. since you can be so damn open about it. well i can too. sec3s this and sec3s that. WHATEVER. stop being and ass. stop being so DRAMATIC. it just appears stupid. hello? this is REAL LIFE. you dont live in hollywood.

your life is not one big freaking movie with you as the soap opera star.
obviously, you didnt know that.

oh! i loved you guys!
oh! but no! the secthrees mean so much more than we do!
oh! there's no point in loving me!
oh! they were all just empty words!
oh! i'm totally crying now because i'm heartbroken!
oh! i now realise that its all a waste!
oh! our presents mean nothing!
oh! poor secthrees! have to endure us for another year!
oh! i didnt want to disappoint you for cadenza!
oh! we mean nothing to you! you love the secthrees! the bloody secthrees! not us!
oh! it's like SO BLOODY OBVIOUS. like, OF COURSE the SECTHREES made it like so bloody memorable. like, OMG. we are so unloved! like, OF COURSE WE DONT EXIST!
oh! it's like so blantly (what does blantly mean anw?) obvious!

like, maybe i should very well delete the last post!
oh! cos you dont deserve itdo we mean nothing to you AT ALL???
like, obviously all you all care about is the secthrees and i should very well leave it that way
cos the love we give to you isnt returned.

LIKE, BLOODY BOOHOOHOOHOOHOO.

and you just told the world you read. like, subtle has no meaning on you. and you make wrong assumptions. if this was in the corporate world, we can sue you for SLANDER. this is bloody SLANDER and i never SWEAR unless i am BLOODY PISSED OFF. and you PRETEND to LOVE ****. and you PRETEND you LOVE ************.

do you really? cos if you do, YOU'LL THINK TWICE BEFORE WRITING RUBBISH AND MAKING STUPID WORTHLESS ASSUMPTIONS

(NOT TO MENTION, BEING OVERLY DRAMATIC.)

IT'S NOT POOR US. IT'S POOR SEC1S. THEY'LL BE STUCK WITH YOU AFTER WE'RE GONE.

YOU WANT TO NAME NAMES. YOU WANT TO NAME BATCHES. IM DOING THAT HERE TOO. GO AHEAD. GO SULK AND SWEAR BACK. I DONT GIVE A DAMN.

i've said my peace.

#19: kuching+bandcamp

whoo. im finally going to get down to blogging. haha. it seems that ive 'MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED' during the weekend. yup so i went to kuching.

for those of you who dont know what kuching is, its a ... town in sarawak. yes. sarawak is part of east malaysia.

so we went there to visit the Church and the people are so nice! We were brought around for meals (all very filling meals too... *shrieks at weighing scale*). We were also treated to this lovely steamboat on sunday night. haha it was fun talking there with the people. watched pink panther there... its damn funny lah. and stupid. WOO. Jacques Clouseau! (but i didnt exactly see how Pink Panther fit into the movie. mmph.)

sadly we had to return. and i rushed home, packed and OFF TO BAND CAMP!

yup. im listening to the recording of the sec3s batch auds... OMG we sound quite good! ok not we. YOU GUYS sound GOOD... alot better than last year. im really sad i wasnt there. )):

oh well. band camp ... was in games com! again, like inunion. and again, i didnt exactly know what to do. at least joey was there to help ((: yay.

there was band mutual sharing at night. and the sec4s laid out light sticks on the netball courts. so the whole band gathere round. like, omg. i was super emo lah. our whole batch was supersuper teary. T_T i mean. like, we really wished we had this opportunity with our directs. but we never did. we never got to tell them how we really loved them and appreciated them. luckylucky sec2s. but i dont think they feel about their directs as we did.

before we went to bed, we had a batch talk. i think its like the most "bond-y" thing we've done so far. i seriously hope our batch will remain close next year. not like. THEM. SIGH. its really painful. and i hope she turns out ok. im scared at the prospect of next year. we're bound to get into trouble with YOUKNOWWHO. so lets starts preparing our weapons. BLAH.

SO CHIO lah. its authentic converse.. I WANT!

I WANT TO SHARE SOMETHING THAT TOTALLY ANNOYED THE BLING OUT OF ME. LIKE, TOTAL BIMBNESS IS THE WAY TO GO.

#18: standards

yeah. im feeling loved. and lovey and happy right now. I NEED TO SING MAN.

i want to join showbiz. AHAHAH. entertainment! AHAHAH. no. i want to go ivy league-ing.

band camp is a coming.
candenza x too.
OH MY.

and i dont know. she's drifting away. i want to take *** by the neck and strangle her. going solo? i hope not. it will be hell if she does YNW. (ahaha. YOUKNOWWHO. VOLDERMORT! -_-")

and,
a standard is not set because of BETTER RELATIONSHIPS. bonds are not forged just based on FRIENDLINESS and LENIENCY. no. a standard is set because of RULES. and DISCIPLINE. and bonds are forged through RESPECT. and FEAR.

that's how WE learnt it. that's how WE did it. this is how we turned out.
they didnt learn it. they didnt do it. this is how they are turning out.

ouch.

#17: i draw a blank

...
...
...

i dont know what to think now. i dont know what to do! i've never been so discouraged before. and i cant say much. my attitude will spread. not that i caught it from someone really. >< we should just cancel it. it will be such an embarrassment. and i realised how skrewed we really really are on tuesday. how many left? SHITE.

and i always thought "its ok. it will be better later". now its too late to be later. but its not too late to be better. but its not as if we can be better. but the sadness is lost on THEM. why dont they see the dexterity of the situation? then SHE can still go and give those kind of stupid, meaningless perk-up talks like she MEANS IT. its just for show. they dont mean it. the spirit dies with us. us as in US. not us as a whole. but us as... us. we're the last remember? first it was fnb. then we're the last to have acceptable orderly fds.

hell. this crap started when they left. they took something with them. now we are like, what. we're missing something. i think we've lost the passion. did they feel like that when their ds left too? ):

and we're a shame. im embarrassed. next year will be HELL, ok. i want to quit but its too late. and responsibility and obligation holds me down. and loyalty too. well. damn my sentiments. i started here and i shouldnt leave. give me a good tight slap if i do. i dont know how to face syf next year. seriously, im frightened. and my fears are not unfounded.

i guess i'll just have to face it, wont i? we have to, dont we?
we wont be able to make it.
we cant make it.

can we get a good scolding? i need one.
and can we give a worse one? they need it.

now everything is going wrong. standards are plummeting. relationships are on edge.
communication my arse. like that will help us play. leave us alone. we're better off that way.

i miss tradition.

#16: the uses of lianhezaobao

heard during class today:
"HEY IT TOOK ME THE WHOLE OF CHINESE LESSON TO PASTE THOSE ON OKAY.er. i mean, BAD MIAOMIAO! "

this day, is a momentuous day. the first day ever i reveled in content of the chinese newspaper. the very first time i actually flipped through every single page.

but alas! it was all in the name of mischief art. MISCHIEF! ART! i feel absolutely childish now. HAHAHAHA. but i am lah. sometimes.

anyway. oceana darling was sitting with her stolen "miaomiao" (aka ZOE!) during HCL. so her seat was conveniently vacant.

oceana's vacant seat + paper-wrapped desk + no plastic wrapping to protect desk
= HAHAHAHAHAHAHASNORTGIGGLE

(did i tell you kim and i pasted wangwang stickers on her desk that day? like oops. maybe i didnt. but wdh)

as you know, chia pops wanted us to WRAP OUR DESKS IN BROWN PAPER. how nice. and do ... writeup on a poem + poet of our choice. then WRAP our desks again with PLASTIC. but oceana darling's desk is like, wrapped in paper. BUT has no articles. AND has no plastic. well, all these factors lead to her ultimate doom! ok nvm.

continuing!>>>

ah yes. so on the spur of the moment, i cut out BigMomma's face from the newspaper.. heartshaped! plus i cut out the picture of her fat obese saggy thigh too. and then MASK-TAPED it to oce's desk. AHH. SWEET SWEET VICTORY. and from there i (+ kim + joanna) pretty much got carried away. (LET ME TAKE A PICTURE FOR YOU TOMORROW OK?)

needless to say, oce was not happy. (but actually. no. oce is ALWAYS happy. you can like, torture her and kill her pet whatever and she'll still be hyper. but thats besides the point yah.) and haha. i was like "Oceana. whatever you are going to see in the next few minutes is your MiaoMiao's fault. i have absolutely nothing to do with it. its not as if you were sitting at the opposite end of the classroom while we vandalised your table." and etc. quite funny lah. oce's reaction esp!

then oce starting trying to tear off the pics! and thats where the quote comes in again:
"HEY IT TOOK ME THE WHOLE OF CHINESE LESSON TO PASTE THOSE ON OKAY.er. i mean, BAD MIAOMIAO! "

haha. well i found that amusing. kim and i did more abs exercises after that (aka. LAFFING)

got to go. study for ss. tomorrow i shall write on the education in singapore! and insert cheem words like POLEMICS and AUTHORITATIVE RHETORIC and VIS-A-VIS. then i will give my inferences of the passage given and write with underlying sarcarsm and disdain. YAY FOR SS.

#15.5: like, oops.

i meant like, ipod CASES. not skins.

the skins cost about $10.