#45: phased out

yeah probably it was a phase.
the abigailho-the-avidblogger phase.
well, if it was a phase.. its over. quite evidently.
haha. maybe this new blogskin turned me off. my previous one sort of motivated me to blog like xiao. maybe. cos it was CHEEEERY! yay.
im going to change my skin SOON.
soon.
(and when she says soon, she usually does it the next year)
actually hopefully. not.
SOON!

but i shall attempt to blog again.

much has passed in my life.
most of which has not been documented here.

blogs = online diaries?
not for me though.
i just say what i feel like saying
i actually keep a diary at home under my math textbooks. HAHA :D
i remember when i was really little, i used to write like, 4 pages in this flowery diary EVERYDAY. and EVERYDAY after writing, i used to bring the diary to the kitchen, sit on the and READ THE WHOLE DAMN THING TO MY MUMMY.

ah. childlike innocence.

but anw. recently i had some tooth infection, which caused a HUGE YELLOW PUSFILLED CYST on my gum. it was so sick.. like the size of your thumbnail. EW?
so it got squeezed and i went for root canal treatment.

sheeesh lah. it was SO creepy. it was my first every surgery. minor major whatever. but still.
and i have an inexplicable fear of needles. really.
I HATE NEEDLES. actually, INJECTIION NEEDLES. sewing needles im fine (i remember sewing my fingers together in primary school)
but injection needles!
why on earth are they so BIG and THICK and METAL?
and i was freaking out quite badly. (well, i usually dont freak out. im like, totally cool and collected?!) and the dentist was like, "oh its ok. nothing to worry about. its just like this. now hold out your hand."
and i thought he was going to jab my hand! >< oops! so he scratched my finger and effectively but my fears at bay.

for not very long lah.
i mean i was lying prone on the chair then he inserts this THICK METAL LONG SHARP THING INTO MY MOUTH and GOSH IT HURT LIKE CRAZY LAH.
SCRATCH MY ASS.

ah singapore idol on now!
will continue some other time!

#44.5: FLAIR

FLAIR!

1. A NATURAL TALENT OR APTITUE; A KNACK

2. INSTINCTIVE DISCERNMENT; KEENNESS

3. DISTINCTIVE ELGANCE OR STYLE

4. WHAT THE WHOLE TRUCKLOAD OF SINGAPORE IDOL AND SUPERSTAR IDOL CONTESTANTS LACK.

#44: shoddy update

THIS IS SHODDY. BUT ANYWAY, AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENR ABOUT SYF OPENING CEREMONY DURING ASSEMBLY TODAY, IT GOT ME PONDERING.

FOR ONE,
CHANNEL U COMPETITIONS HAVE HORRENDOUS NAMES!

LET ME GIVE YOU A CLASSIC EXAMPLE:

JIE DUI SUPERSTAR

LIKE WHAT IS THAT? O___o
YOU GO ALL OUT AND BE FAMOUS
AND PEOPLE ASK YOU
"OH COOL! WHAT COMPETITION DID YOU WIN?"

THEN YOU CAN GO
"OH I AM LIKE A JIEDIUSUPERSTARRRR!"

O_O

ITS REALLY OBIANG, DONT YOU THINK?

WORSE IS CAMPUS SUPERSTAR

"I AM LIKE A CAMPUS SUPERSTAR!"

LAME IS A TRAGIC UNDERSTATEMENT.
THESE SUPERSTAR TITLES ARE ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT WORDS CANT EVEN DESCRIBE... HOW... DREADFUL THEY ARE.

I THINK THE SINGAPORE MUSIC SCENE NEEDS SERIOUS UPGRADING. AS IN, NOT THAT ITS BACKDATED OR ANYTHING. ITS JUST THAT ITS SHOCKINGLY LACKING IN QUALITY.

I MEAN LOOK AT ALL THE SUPERSTAR IDOL CONTESTANTS... THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME! SAME HAIR, SAME CLOTHES, SAME VOICE! LIKE WTF?

ITS LIKE A CLONE COLONY. SCARY.

AND SINGAPORE IDOL CONTESTANTS? ... SOME ARE GOOD. BUT I DONT THINK ANYONE I'VE SEEN (ESP FROM THE FIRST SEASON) HAS WHAT THEY CALL...

FLAIR.

THATS IT.
SINGAPOREANS EXTREMELY LACK, FLAIR.

WE SHOULD STICK TO MATH.

#43: xxxchurch.com, BOOBSLAPPING

NONONO. I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM, BUT IT WAS FEATURED IN TIME, SO I WENT TO THE WEBSITE TO CHECK IT OUT. HEY ITS FUNNY K. THEIR DOCUMENTARY SYNOPSIS;

Synopsis: After hearing God say the word 'PORN' to them, two young Christian pastors are off on a quixotic journey into the world of pornography.

Their journey takes them from the red light district of Amsterdam, to the Porn rehab facilities of Kentucky. They travel from the porn shows of Las Vegas to the porn sets of Hollywood. They come with a message of love and hope for porn addicts and porn workers everywhere!

But doing the work of the Lord is not always easy. Not only are there money problems and personality conflicts, but also hate mail and Turkish computer hackers to deal with. Their wives are "way" suspicious and Christian Power house Pat Roberston won't let them on his Christian news show.

The documentary was shot over the course of 3 years and the film has won several awards at various film festival across the world.

SO VISIT www.xxxchurch.com TODAY!

TODAY WE THEY SLAPPED BOOBS. (i am innocent!) EW? KIMS' ARE POPULAR. XDD
HAHA KIM. YOURE GOING TO BE FLAT NOW.

AND CHEE/OCE/ZANNY/ABBYK/ZHENER ARE LIKE WHAT HORMONAL MANIACS. BUT TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I RATHER ENJOYED CHASING KIM AROUND CLASS AND (ALMOST) SLAMMING HER ONTO THE NOT-SO-CLEAN CHALKBOARD AND EFFECTIVELY TURNING HER NAVY-BLUE PINAFORE BLACK.

AND WHO STARTED IT ARH?

KEEP SLAPPING EACH OTHERS' BOOBS HOR.

EW. CHEE IS DARN CHEEKOH. ><

BUT OF COURSE SOME PEOPLE'S BOOBS ARE MORE... PRESENT THAT OTHERS'

OH AND ZHENER. WHATS UP WITH THE DEAL WITH ZANNY? "YOU TOUCHED MINE, AND I TOUCHED YOURS ALREADY. PEACE!" O__o

HAHAHA.

(HEY I'M ZHENER. I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR TITS.)
BUT OF COURSE NOW ZE IS A REFORM AND A PREFECT AND CANT EVEN REMEMBER HER PROFANE EARLIER DAYS.

FOR EXAMPLE, ZHENER GOES "SINCE WHEN DID I USE THE F-WORD?"
AND HERE WENQI SO KINDLY REMINDS HER "HELLO? YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT IT TO ME??!!"

AH. CONFESSIONS OF A VULGAR TEENAGER.

BUT I LOVED THE 1-HR IN BETWEEN SS AND ENGLISH. HAHA. WILDNESS IS BLISSNESS. (LIKE, HELLO, LIKE BLISSNESS IS THE LIKE, NOUN OF BLISS??!!)

AND I PROUDLY DECLARE MY BOOB COUNT IS ONLY ONE X TWO HOR (TWO BOOBS, ONE PERSON. GUESS WHO. SORRY OCE. OOPS.)
AND OCE, YOU SHOULDNT HUG FILES TO YOUR CHEST. IT DOES NOT PROMOTE GROWTH. ESPECIALLY IF ABIHO/KIM DECIDE THAT ITS REALLY HILARIOUS TO SLAM IT TO YOUR CHEST AND FLATTEN IT FURTHER.

OH AND IF YOURE WONDERING WHY IM GOING TO ME MIA ONLINE FOR A LONG TIME, I HAVE 2 WORDS FOR YOU: SOLEMN ASSEMBLY

I FIGURED THAT I SHULD GIVE UP SCHOOL (COS IT TAKES UP LIKE WHAT, 90% OF MY LIFE?) BUT OF COURSE, FAT HOPE LAH. SO IM GIVING UP THE NEXT BEST THING: INTERNET (OH SHOBSHOBX)

OUCH.

I LOVE INETERNET. AND WITHOUT INTERNET, THERE'S THIS HUGE HOLE IN MY LIFE. (EVER SINCE WE GOT UNLIMITED BROADBAND IVE BEEN LIVING AND BREATHING INTERNET)

SEE IT BORDERS ON OBSESSION AND IDOLATRY

THEREFORE I FAST INTERNET (AND LUNCH)

I MISS INTERNET ALREADY.

BUT HEY, TAKE CONTROL

((:

#42: EXTRACT

Archibald arched an eyebrow at Harry. "Why, it's that batty Planter!"

Heartcomb frowned. "That's not Planter, that's Gardener!"

"It's Potter, actually," said Harry.

"Oh, yes!" said Heartcomb. "The one who -"

"Slew the chap who doesn't want to be named, yes." Harry ignored the scandalized look on Ron's face and the perplexed one on Remus.

"Actually, I was going to say 'The one who comes to the office every lunch time to snog Granger into a stupor,' but who's keeping track, eh?"

Hermione's eyes widened briefly before she dissolved into a blush.

Harry felt the heat in his own cheeks. "Right."

"Suffering smithies, Hermione!" cried Archibald. "Why do you associated with these hooligans? Look at this fellow, Whistle over here."

"Weasley, Mr. Archibald," she said. "And what's wrong with him?"

"He's too tall, he's got too much red hair and he never seems to close his mouth!"

Ron's senses finally kicked in and he complained in the best way he knew how. "Oy!"

"And then there's this chap," Archibald continued, jerking a thumb over his shoulder at Harry. "He fights dragons and nutty blokes who don't want to be called anything, then prances in here with a werewolf in tow, no less! Where do you get these people?"

- FROM HERMIONE FULL OF GRACE

#41: treatrefined

WELL I HAVE REMOVED THE MAIN CONTENT OF POST #40
WHY? WELL.
1. THE VIDEO WAS MARRING MY BEAUTIFUL BLOG. LIKE A BLEMISH ON FLAWLESS SKIN.
2. I SHALL INCLUDE THE LINK HERE
3. SO THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE YOUTUBE SITE TO WATCH IT, AND I CAN WATCH MY VIEWERSHIP SKYROCKET

SO HERE

FBI MISSION I
FBI MISSION II

by the way, they are both now available on my links. xD

#40: a treat or?

THIS IS STUPID
BUT ITS COOL OKAY
SECOND INSTALLMENT IS IN MY COM
THIRD INSTALLMENT IN THE MAKING

-vid removed-

#38: haircut

WOW. MY AUNT TREATED ME TO A HAIRCUT AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
ITS LIKE MY, FIRST FULL-ON, FULL-JOB EXPENSIVE HAIRCUT IN LIKE, FOREVER. xD
OK SO I GOT MY HAIR LATHERED (SPELLING?) FOR A VERY LONG TIME. WELL, THE HAIRDRESSER LADY HAS NICE FINGERS AND SHE SEEMED TO BE ENJOYING IT... SCRUB SCRUB,
SCRATCH SCRATCH,
RUB RUB,

AND AT THE END, SHE GAVE ME A MOHAWK.

THEN WASH!

GOSH. I HAVENT HAD A SALON HAIR WASH SINCE I WAS LIKE WHAT, SIX. TODAY WAS LIKE MY FIRST TIME IVE STEPPED INTO A (REAL) SALON. (WELL, NOT MY USUAL $10 KIND) HAHA.

IT WAS FUN.

BUT SERIOUSLY, IM ALWAYS SCARED WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO CUTTING MY HAIR... IT ALWAYS TURNS OUT DIFFERENTLY. SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MY HAIR IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE AFTER EACH SESSION.T

TODAYS... OK LAH. ONE WORD: MESSY.
BUT ITS KINDA COOL LAH. ITS THE KIND YOU FUSS AND MESS IT UP AND IT FALLS DOWN AND LOOKS. OKAY.